• Iraq is Lost – December, 2003
• Why Iraq failed – December, 2003
• Torture at Gitmo – January, 2004
• Failure in Afghanistan – February, 2004
• Bin-Laden Interview – March, 2004
• Castro Interview – April, 2004
• Civilian Casualties in Iraq – May, 2004
• Everyone Killed in Iraq – June, 2004
• Dismal Summer in Iraq – July, 2004
• Global Crisis – August, 2004
• Why Wall Street Is Worried About Iraq – September, 2004
• The Coming Stock Market Crash – October, 2004
• How Global Warming Makes Winter Cold – November, 2004
• Is Baghdad Another Stalingrad? – December, 2004
• The Taliban Surge – January, 2005
• How the Republicans Lost Iraq – February, 2005
• Is Rush Limbaugh Good for America? – March, 2005
• Chavez Interview – April, 2005
• The Coming Summer Stock Market Crash – May, 2005
• President Jimmy Carter and Arafat Peace Meetings – June, 2005
• Why Falling Oil Prices Are Bad for America – July, 2005
• Why Everyone Hates Us – August, 2005
• Revisiting Mao – September, 2005
• How Bush Lost Korea – October, 2005
• Why Illegal Immigration is Good for America – November, 2005
• What Did Bush Know About 9-11? – December, 2005
• The Coming Spring Stock Market Crash – January, 2006
• How Israel Undermines America – February, 2006
• 50 Billion Uninsured Children – March, 2006
• What Did Bush Know About Katrina? – April, 2006
• President Bill Clinton’s Peace Initiatives – May, 2006
• Vice-President Al Gore’s Warning! – June, 2006
• Cheney’s Link With Haliburton – July, 2006
• Heat Wave Hits the Summer – August, 2006
• Experts Predict Disastrous Hurricane Season Ahead – September, 2006
• Why Global Warming Will Sink Us – October, 2006
• Experts Predict Economic Crisis Ahead – November, 2006
• Why Europe Hates Us – December, 2006
• Why the Surge Isn’t Working – January, 2007
• Why Rising Oil Prices Are Bad for America – February, 2007
• Hillary Loves Puppies! – March, 2007
• What Did Bush Know About Lady Di’s Death? – April, 2007
• Why Global Warming Reduced Hurricanes – May, 2007
• Why Tasty Food Is Bad for You – June, 2007
• 65 Billion Uninsured Children! – July, 2007
• The Coming Fall Stock Market Crash – August, 2007
• How America Failed America – September, 2007
• How Bush Killed Good Things – October, 2007
• The Republican Link to Cancer – November, 2007
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Boston Globe ("Hillary Can't Hide", 7/26/06, by Joan V.
 editors' notes: why the hell wasn't this article sent to French voters?